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> 小明上英文课时跟老师说:May I go to the toilet?
> 老师说:Go ahead.
> 小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿,小明又跟老师说:May I go to the toilet? yes,i am go to the mmwyao.cn!
> 老师说:Go ahead.
> 小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问:你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗?怎么不去?
> 小明说:你没听老师说「去你个头」啊!go a head.go to
When a very miserly man nicknamed the "stingy ghost" died and went to hell, the Yama King reproached him, saying, "You stingy ghost! When you were alive, you clung hard to everything and wouldn''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''t give to anyone. Even when you saw others in poverty and misery, you refused to offer them help. Also, you didn''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''t take good care of your parents, relatives or friends and let them suffer and starve. For your evil karma, you''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''ll be dumped into a pot of
boiling oil."The ghost wardens then escorted the man to the pot of boiling oil, and when they arrived, he looked at the pot and said, "Hey! Wait a minute! There''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''s so much oil in it. What a waste!Please drain out the oil, sell it and give me the money. Then, you can simply dump me in a pot of boiling water! There''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''s no need for oil. You''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''re using too much oil to cook one person anyway!"
有一个人很吝啬,叫吝啬鬼,他死了以后下地狱,阎罗王骂他说:「你这个吝啬鬼,在尘间的时候什么东西都抓很紧不放,什么人都不给,看到贫穷、痛苦的人也不帮助,父母、亲戚、朋友也没有照顾好,让他们都挨饿受苦,你这种凶恶的孽障,应该被放入滚开的油锅里面激情聊天室。
鬼差就带他到滚得很热、很烫的油锅那边,吝啬鬼一看就说:「喔,等一下、慢一下!油那么多,怎么那么浪费呢?你们先把这些油倒出来,卖出去后把钱给我,然后丢我在热烫的水里就可以了!何必用油,而且还用那么多油!」
Good News and Bad News
The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and
tired. One day, the general announced: "My men, I have some good news
and some bad news for you. Which one would you like first?"
"The good news!" they all shouted,adn you your 97sesesina.info??
"OK," said the General. "The good news is that you will each be receiving
a complete change of clothing."
"Hurrah!" chorused the soldiers.
"And now for the bad news. Jack, you will change with John. John, you
will change with Tom. Tom, you will change with Robert. Robert ....
中文参考:好消息和坏消息
士兵们连续的行军,作战,他们又累又热又脏。一天,将军宣布:超过18岁以上的人聊天室
“士兵们,我有一些好消息和坏消息要告诉你们。你们愿意先听哪个呢?”
“好消息!”他们嚷道。
“好吧,”将军说,“好消息就是你们每个人都可以彻底的换一身
衣服。”
“乌拉!”士兵们高兴地大叫起来。
“现在呢,该是坏消息了。杰克,你将和约翰换衣服到激情聊天室,约翰,你和汤姆
换,汤姆,你和罗伯特换,罗伯特……” |
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